Pink Zebra a person is not old , until regrets take the place of dreams ♥

"Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world."
— Marilyn Monroe

---&& imperfection is beauty. madness is genius. and it's better to be ridiculous than absolutely boring ♥

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
-Marilyn Monroe

"You never know what life is like, until you have lived it."
— Marilyn Monroe Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.


awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 






imagine if giraffes had 2 legs


That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature




when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle





FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS


things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it



when i look in the mirror:


when i try to take a picture:


what the signs smell like


aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 




"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.





Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

Me whilst on a run



so my dog was reunited with his parents today


and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER


you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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